The Whiskey Monologues

The Gift Of Gab

his ear fell to the floor and began to flop
around the bar - he chased it through the door
and into the street
i ordered another whiskey sour and gave it to a woman
who had just vomited into her hand
and began to talk her ear off too.

Submitted by Hey, Mike Waskom.

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    OH SNAP! This one time I just decided...middle of nowhere, 4 hours north

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