“We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. — Horace Hutchinson
“I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I’ve lost 30 pounds.” — Ernest Hemingway
“Work is the curse of the drinking class.” — Oscar Wilde
“He couldn’t remember an anniversary dinner. He remembered the date, 9th of April, but never a meal, or an outing, or bedsheets, or … anything. Just the taste of stale wanting still fresh on his lips and the whiskey sour sans sour now chilling his fingers.” Submitted by McKinney Can’t Write.
“She ordered whiskey, scotch, neat as can be, and in that moment we knew I was hers.” McKinneyCan’tWrite
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” — George Burns.
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” — Ernest Hemingway.
“The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” — William Butler Yeats
“Now, don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.” — W.C. Fields
“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It’s like killing yourself, and then you’re reborn. I guess I’ve lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.”

— Charles Bukowski

Submitted by Not Your Blonde. Excellent quote.